where's our president?

seems like our president is too delicate to show herself, if her pic were to show up, we might lose our president. no guys can resist the temptation asking her no. so i think we jus let our president's face remains a mystery....haha well can say she's as white as ghost, eyes as big as fish balls, hair as curly and bouncy as maggie mee, the color of the hair is as black as gorilla...something like that, what do u think yvonne? haha