Yvonne self esteem FUND

i guess u guys have watched the DOVE real beauty campaign ad b4. the above is the ang moh version one. i cannot take it whenever pple laugh at the ad. WTF. get a life man.. !

wah lau.. the more i look at myself... the more i wanna lau ba sai. i feel for those gals leh... but they also a bit kiam pa... look nice what... feel sooo bad for what? they gt worse than me meh?! kns.

pretty gals.. go away la.. i dun even wanna be ur fren! i dun even wanna talk to u... humpf! the more i see u... the more gek sim i get.

I'm soooo determined to jian fei... jian my tummy, jian my thighs... jian my arms.. ALL MUST GO!

So like dove, let's change yvonne's mind. therefore, OMC has created a YVONNE SELF ESTEEM FUND. COS SHE DESERVES TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF. *looked away...* DUN CARE LA... juz donate! : ))

JIAN FEI.......... HERE I COME !!!!!!!!!!
and pls my pathetic skin... no MORE PEELING!!!!! *ROARS*