Saturday, April 14, 2007

friendster testimonials.

haha... damn sian la.. whenever i see maths.
so i browse thru my old friendster testimonials.
typical testimonials are like....
"HIGH, HORNY, SPORTY, VIOLENT, CUTIE, LOUD, BUBBLY,
HYPERACTIVE, KINDERGARDEN KID, SOCIAL BUTTERFLY,
SCANDALOUS, SLEEP LIKE PIG, ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY GUYS,
ALWAYS ATTACK BIG SIZE GUYS... etc etc"
wah rao... all so improper one! talk cock only. =)
i can't believe... violent came out lotsa time! i think i use my racket whack ppl too much liao.. whahaha.... and HORNY??????!! wah rao eh.. hahha... shen jing bin. dun have la... only look at big boys only.. hahha... and as for kindergarden kid... coz i always sing nursery ryhmes. =X hahah... my BOONies la.. opps... bonnies i mean. haha....

i miss the days how bmie peeps and tp buddies used to teng me.
hahaha..... :) eh... u guys give in to me too much la.
then it makes me feel so 'qi fu' in ntu. LOL
i'll show u some tt brings back funny moments.

Fabius wrote something abt...
"she has this tendacy to go gaga over
dragonboat guys. bahahhaa.
in fact, any guy who's big n
has a nice smile. guys out there
with a big chest please becareful. she
loves molesting other guys but she
gets paranoid when she sees our junior
cause she'll get a taste of her own
medicine when she herself gets
molested. "

wah rao.. si THE BRA. hahah.. always like to touch my nei nei.

' ' deborah Posted 28/3/2005
hey girl..
miss u n all ur nonsense lots..
Yvonne has one great way to propose to
a guy, which is:
To run up to tt guy, n say
" I like you" den run away.
hahaha still cant get tt off my mind..

wahaha.... teach her the right way to propose w/o being rejected lo.. =X

Kunda Posted 9/7/2005
omg! i took donkey years to dig out you
in my friendster! ahhaha! *stares*
This is a kuku Yvonne! She can try her
best to di-siao me until i almost trip and
fall! argh!!!! i can't support her! she's a
rich babe! so pls... BU YAO WAN LE

wahahha.... tt time i di siao ang tao ni coz he has a huge crush on Uniz. hahah

Andy Posted 11/8/2005
Hi decide to drop u a testimonial so that
u wont say i unfair when i write 1 for martini..
haha...anyway i guess you are the only girl
that talks the most to me besides my relatives..
haha..so touching..haha..anyway you have always
been a cheerful and bubbly girl since I met u..
so keep this way as you tend to spread joy and laughter
to the people around u...
anyway take care n be happy always :P

wee u wee... ANDY SEAH LEH!!! i can feel his aura. hahah =X

' ' deborah Posted 26/11/2005OMG!!! 0.o
what has the president done to ur brain!
have u got brain-wash?
Rule 2000 might have state that if any possibility we over-thrown the president rules might be re-written...
Any votes for me?
I'll find u a rich, charming n smart one!!!
hehehe :))


' deborah Posted 26/11/2005
DEAL!!!
I'll sent application to out soon.
Make u the bachelorette lol...
beta den the silly house with 3 old maids and ugly hehehahahoho!!!
David can be the steward...
Then, i'll kick mingli out since shes so evil to me, make her the camera crew haha!!
*evil grin* hehe

MING-li Posted 8/12/2005
Yvonne!!!!!! dun fall into her trap!!!!
we have our rule dun u forget!!!!
Rule 2001 says that breast bigger than
34C cannot be in the club!!!!!!!
she voilated the rule, but i wan david to be our steward,
so we will jus close one eye,
but she HAVE to stay at the front porch!!!!!

LiLiNg Posted 17/12/2005
babe.... u muz rem our rule... dun let e BRA step into
our doorstep.. hahah.. she can onli slp in e kennel wid hoho...
muahahah... else she dun mind degradin her cup size to A! *grinz*


wahaha... craps... those were the days... hahah!! : )) we were saying deborah will be the traitor of OMC coz she most prob get a bf first... but in the end i become the first betrayer of OMC lo..*malu, and IT'S A STUPID MISTAKE*


LiLiNg Posted 26/1/2006
i LOVE yvonne!!!! found myself fallin deeply in love wid U..
for u r alway der to disturb me.. talkin crap wid me..
n alway der for me to lean on n most of all..
we're both 2 crazy weirdo!!!!!!!! hahaha... i love u dear...

wah.. didnt know u love me soo much.. then now how?? still gt not?!


anyway.. there's still a lot but!! it will take donkey years to show all.
what can i say? too POP liao la. hahah oppz =X

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